a man walked into a hair store. The hair store said "may i see you ID?" the hair store noticed the hair color on the ID did not match his actual hair color. The long shiny lady in the corner started making smoke from the creases in her forehead. The man pretended not to notice because he felt it was rude to stare at rude people. It was a special day, the man had just become the proud father of a golden belbin troll. the shiny lady was still smoking and started dribbling..........a basket ball. the hair store told her she was disturbing the customers and that the customers were disturbing the hair store. Shiny lady grew chest hair and drank 5 anti energy drinks and procceded to slam dunk her basket ball into the mans ear drum. In slow motion he colapsed into himself like bear trap. The basket ball wasnt like any normal basket ball this one was shaped just like the earth. It was dark inside his ear, the stars were out and the basket ball floated. Shiny lady said let there be light. and she saw it was good.